How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

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Car Jokes More Car Jokes

When is a car, not a car?

When it turns into a driveway.

How many Mexican clowns can you fit in a car?

No, seriously. Cuz I bet it's a lot

Elephant Jokes More Elephant Jokes

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

How do you fit an elephant in a thimble?

You take the "I" out of "thimble" and the "F" out of "way."

Fit Jokes More Fit Jokes

What did the retail employee say to the young gang member in the fitting room?

You dont fit in the hood kid.

What's blue and doesn't fit?

A dead epileptic

Glove Compartment Jokes More Glove Compartment Jokes

How do you fit five elephants into a car ?

Two in the front two in the back and the other in the glove compartment !

How did experts know Princess Diana had dandruff?

They found her Head & Shoulders in the glove compartment.