What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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What do you get when you cross an elephant and a skin doctor?

A: A pachydermatologist.

Why do elephants jump across rivers?

So they won't step on the fish.

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What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.