What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

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Why can't elephants go skinny dipping?

They can't get their trunks off...

What's grey and moves at a hundred miles an hour ?

A jet propelled elephant !

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How are an elephant and a plum the same?

A: They're both purple, except for the elephant.

What do plums and bunnies have in common?

They're both purple, except bunnies...bunnies aren't purple :/