What's similar between an elephant and a plum?

They're both grey except for the plum.

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Why did the elephant sit on the marshmallow?

So that he didn't fall in the hot cocoa.

What do you get when you cross a horse, an elephant, and a rhino?

Helephino.

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What do elephants and plums have in common?

A: Everything, except that one is an elephant and one is a plum.

What do you call an old man selling plums?

An entrepruner.