How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

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Why didn't Microsoft release Windows 9?

Because Windows 7 ate 9.

What does his wife call it?

Microsoft.

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What kind of donuts did Bob Marley prefer?

The ones with Jam in

What's Bob Marley's favorite dessert?

Pot pie.

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How is Microsoft like Bob Marley?

I do updates before I do updates. And then I do updates.

Why did the pirate update his Macbook?

His matey told him he needed an iPatch