What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What do you call a bodybuilder that can't sing?

Muscle tone deaf.

What do they sing at a snowman's birthday party?

Freeze a jolly good fellow

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What is Mike Tyson's favorite thing for a woman to wear?

Thort thorts.

How does Mike Tyson get smarter?

By taking a math gainer.