What do "Jingle Bells" sung by Mike Tyson and a green and red g-string have in common?

They're both Christmith Thongs.

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What kind of computer can also sing?

A Dell.

What's the difference between the Rolling Stones and a Scotsman?

The Rolling Stones sing "Hey You! Get off of my cloud!" A Scotsman shouts "Hey Mcleod!! Get off of my ewe!"

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What is Fee Fie Foe Fum Fum Foe Fie Fee?

Mike Tyson's inmate number.

Why couldn't Mike Tyson go to the laundromat?

Because it was clothed.