Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you call a person who helps teach others to fart?

A tooter. (thanks, honey)

What do you call a person with a nose but no body?

Nobody knows

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

What is the first thing you feel when you shoot a baby with a gun?

Recoil

Where's the baby?

while holding the baby. I can't believe it was legal for me to reproduce.

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

Why do woman make terrible truck drivers?

Because you give them one good load and it takes them nine months to deliver.

Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

Why did Baby Moses believe he was Egyptian?

Because he was in da Nile.

What's the dating scene like at MIT?

Carbon-14 is the most common method, I believe.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What does a 9 volt battery, and a pretty girls bumhole have in common?

People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.

What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What was the last food delivered to the Twin Towers?

Pizza. Someone ordered two large planes.

Why was Marc Antony still interested in Cleopatra even when she's just had a baby?

Because it was delivered via Ceasarion section