Who is a Project Manager?

Project Manager is a person who believes that 9 women can deliver a baby in one month.

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Person Jokes More Person Jokes

What do you get if you cross an insomniac, an agnostic, and a dyslexic?

A person who stays up all night wondering if there is a dog.

What dose a device that makes electricity and a person who likes a comment on caitlyn's face book page have in common?

They are both generators (jenner-rater)

Baby Jokes More Baby Jokes

Why did the momma pepper tuck in her baby?

Because he was a little chili (Actually came up with this while making chili)

What's the difference between a trampoline and a baby?

I take my shoes off when I jump on a trampoline

Month Jokes More Month Jokes

How do you get a date on Tinder?

Seriously guys, I've been trying for months so if anyone have any useful tips it would be much appreciated.

What did the seal say to the walrus after dating him for three months?

I think we should sea otter people.

Believe Jokes More Believe Jokes

What did the police officer say to the midget complaining that someone picked his pocket?

I can't believe someone would stoop so low.

Why did the fallen child cross the road?

Believing that one day, the chicken will cross the road, it fills you with determination.

9 Jokes More 9 Jokes

What has 9 arms and 10 legs?

A Def Leppard.

Why was 6 afraid of 9?

Because 9 was still alive.

Deliver Jokes More Deliver Jokes

What will Tesla build this christmas to help santa deliver presents?

An elf driving car

What do you get if you cross a woodpecker with a carrier pigeon ?

A bird who knocks before delivering its message !