People tell you not to, but you're still going to put your tongue on it.
The nearsighted aardvark who wrapped his tongue around a motorcycle!
It's all tongue and groove.
A Finnish line.
Because all they do is look down at people.
When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)
The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
Me: Tiny Houses. 9: Wow it's tiny! Who's gonna live there Me: Two people. 9: Are they married Me: Not for long.
