The dog is gone, the homework is done, and they're still trying to get out of the driveway.
After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
A poo-dle
None, they were all minerals.
Don't go back to those two places.
Dance moves.
He was trying to hold the door
If I've told you n times, I've told you n+1 times ..."
The punchline is too long.
Get off me, homes!
Your homework is done, your computer is upgraded, and two hours later, he's still trying to back out of your driveway.
When it turns into a driveway.
Because he was snowed in.
So they can do math
They throw a drawer of silverware down the stairs and name it whatever sound it makes.
Dude,I already did my time.
Pupil: I was mugged on the way to school and the mugger took everything I had
