Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.

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Break Jokes More Break Jokes

How can you tell if the code is broken?

SW Engineering joke) If India worked on it

Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs?

because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis

Smell Jokes More Smell Jokes

Why do farts smell so bad?

So the deaf can enjoy them too.

What President of the United States smells the worst?

The-Odor-e Roosevelt.

Wind Jokes More Wind Jokes

Why does the Hound of the Baskervilles turn round and round before he lies down for the night?

Because he's the watchdog and he has to wind himself up.

What do you call a gust of wind that blows a black guy off of a boat?

The NBA draft

Windbreaker Jokes More Windbreaker Jokes

Why was the jacket stinky?

Because it was a windbreaker.

Why do windbreakers smell bad?

Because all they do is break wind.