How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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Why couldn't the accountant keep his car in working order?

Because it broke down and he couldn't budget.

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Every time you see one, it's already been broken in half.

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None. Punks never changed anything.

What did Reddit almost change their name to during the Victoria controversy?

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How does Bill Gates fix a broken lightbulb?

He buys a new house.

How many hippies does it take to change a lightbulb?

Please help. There are ten so far and they have invited their gross friends to our home. They are using the broken lightbulb to smoke crack off of.

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What are two letters a Brit can't live without?

T and Qs.

How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.