How many Brits does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

None. They just move out of the house.

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How many rocks did Hank Schrader have in his collection by the end of Breaking Bad?

None, they were all minerals.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop?

I don't know. It kept breaking my guitar strings so I gave up.

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How many bronze players do you need to change a lightbulb?

None. They can't climb the ladder.

How many telemarkers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to change the bulb and two to talk about how beautiful the turns were.

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How could the dolphin afford to buy a house ?

He prawned everything !

Why did the blonde bring a ladder to the party?

I told her that drinks were on the house

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How many leftists does it take to change a lightbulb?

8,000 to protest against the broken lightbulb but 0 to realize it won't change anything.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

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What's the difference between a Brit and an American?

The Brit got kicked out and the American did the kicking.

Why don't Brits like revolving doors?

Because they can't hold it for the next person.