What does it mean when the Post Office flag is flying at half-staff?

They are hiring.

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What do you call a flying turtle?

A shellicopter.

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

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When is the one time when no doesn't mean no?

When a woman rejects feminism.

What did the other nose say to the other nose when it was crying?

It told it a Nak-Nak joke! (In my language Urdu, Nak means nose.)

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What's the difference between Valve and uranium?

Uranium gets to its half-life on time.

What looks like half an apple?

The other half

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What kind of amphibian is hired to take your car away?

Toad. Thanks, HammerElectionBeans for the edit.

How does Planned Parenthood paint their walls?

They go to Home Depot, get paint and rollers Sometimes they hire private contractors Lots of paint and tarps and tape, it's not that fun

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What has more letters than the alphabet?

The post office.

What does a feminist pick up from the post office?

Their femail