Why is a duck when it's round?

Because the farther it flies, the fewer.

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Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

How did they get them ?

I said - " fly fishing" and yes he is transgender.

What do you call bagels that can fly?

Plane" Bagels!... I'll show myself out...

Duck Jokes More Duck Jokes

Why do ducks nod their head when they walk?

They're listening to duckstep!

What do ducks get hooked on?

Quack