Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

What do you call a black man in a ghetto walking around with a boombox on his shoulders?

A stereotype

What has 2 legs but can not walk?

A cripple.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why did the kid throw the watch out the window?

So time would fly.

What is the difference between reindeer and caribou?

Reindeer are the ones that fly.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What stopped winter for coming?

Cuz Winterfell and it can't get up! :P

What do pirates like to wear during the winter?

Scarves

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

How do birds record their songs ?

On duck tape !

What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!