Why do some birds fly south for the winter?

Its to far to walk.

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Walk Jokes More Walk Jokes

Why did the phone keep walking into the wall?

It lost its contacts.

Why do white girls always walk around in groups of 3?

Because they can't even!

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the slug say as he slipped down the window very fast?

How slime flies!

What's the difference between a Boko Haram training camp and a Nigerian refugee camp?

I don't know, I just fly the fighter jet.

Winter Jokes More Winter Jokes

What happens to donkeys in the winter?

They change into brrrrrro's.

What do Bees wear in the winter?

Yellow Jackets*

Bird Jokes More Bird Jokes

What do you get when you kiss a bird?

Chirpies. It's a Canarial Disease. It's Untweetable!

What's the best time to buy a bird?

When it goes cheep!