What did the bird say after its cage fell apart?

Cheap cheap!

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What do you call a person who keeps falling over?

Tripical

What's the difference between a bag of cocaine and a seven year old?

Eric Clapton wouldn't let a bag of cocaine fall out the window. EDIT: Damn it he was four

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What kind of bird lays electric eggs ?

A battery hen !

What kind of bird does 2 Chainz own?

Toucan

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Why do they always fly around a live turkey in a cage on Air Force 1?

A: For spare parts.

What is the difference between a Southern Zoo and a Northern Zoo?

A Southern Zoo has a description of the animal on the cage along with a recipe.