Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How can you tell if a black woman is pregnant?

When she pulls the tampon out the cotton is already picked.

Why do cars slow down when they see a cop has pulled someone over?

HE'S A LITTLE BUSY TO WORRY ABOUT YOU RIGHT NOW DUMMIES

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What does a condom have in common with a coffin?

Ones for coming and ones for going.

Why do they make condoms with ribs?

So you can get traction in the mud.

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Why do deaf women wear tight jeans?

So you can read their lips.

Why do cows wear bells around their necks?

Because their horns don't work 8 year old brother just told me this joke, thought it belonged here