Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How much does a flight to Rio cost?

A Brazilian dollars.

How many South Americans are boycotting the World Cup final?

Brazilians

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Why did the man hire a Mexican gardener?

Because he was good at pulling weed

What do a frozen beer, a burnt pizza, and a pregnant girl have in common?

Failure to pull out in time

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

When I walked to the register with the condoms the clerk asked "Would you like a bag?

I replied "No, she's not that ugly"

When do Catholics allow the use of condoms?

When the choir boys have diarrhea.

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Why did my sperm cross the road?

Because my wife wore the wrong socks.

Why does a witch wear a pointed black hat?

To keep her head warm.