Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

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Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How does a barber avoid getting hair in his food?

By giving her a Brazilian wax first!

How many Brazilian national football players does it take to change a lightbulb?

No one knows - every time they pick one up, they end up giving it away.

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What did the policeman say when he pulled over a nissan?

Nissan Haltima Bonus: What do you call it when a kia pulls up to a red light Kia stoptima

Why do the lawyers for the reindeer say they have to pull Santa's sled?

Because they have a claus in their contract.

Condom Jokes More Condom Jokes

Why don't Brazilians wear condoms?

Because they all pull out.

How do we know God likes condoms?

Because Adam was ribbed for Eve's pleasure

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Why do cows wear bells?

Because their horns don't work!

Why don't Canadians wear tank tops?

They don't have the right to bare arms