How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many lawyers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Depends on how many cops planted it there

How many Americans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One. They stick the bulb in the socket and wait for the world to revolve around them!

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How many armed men does it take to extort an Olympic athlete?

A Brazilian.

How many people from Brazil does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian!

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many pixies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two, but don't ask me how they got in there.

How many Real Men does it take to change a light bulb?

A: None. Real Men aren't afraid of the dark.

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What does a mechanic do for a one night stand?

He nuts and bolts.

How can you tell that truckers like nuts?

They always have pecans! (Read aloud)