How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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Screw Jokes More Screw Jokes

How many mathematicians does it take to screw in zero lightbulbs?

Indeterminate

How many Apple employees does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

I don't know, because they charge you $500 for the iLightbulb.

Brazilian Jokes More Brazilian Jokes

How many people from rio does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A Brazilian. Saw this joke elsewhere and thought i'd share it here.

How many South Americans does it take to change a lightbulb?

A Brazilian

Light Bulb Jokes More Light Bulb Jokes

How many factory farmers does it take to screw in a light bulb?

None, they would rather keep you in the dark!

How many light bulbs does it take to change a man?

Just one, if you put it in the right place.

Nut Jokes More Nut Jokes

What did the bolt say to the nut?

Washer? I don't even know 'er!"

Why is the robot good at one night stands?

Because he nuts and bolts.