How many nuts does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A Brazilian

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How many surrealists does it take to screw in a fish?

Lightbulb.

What's got 24 balls and screws small animals?

A shotgun shell.

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How many people live in South America?

A Brazilian.

What is a Brazilians favorite Pokemon?

Zikachu.

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How many groupies does it take to change a light-bulb?

None, they all know someone that does it for them.

How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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What do you call a guy with no nuts and a horn on his head?

A eunucorn.

How do you catch a squirrel?

Climb a tree and act like a nut.