How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How many feminists does it take to screw a lightbulb?

One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.

How do you know a blonde likes you?

A: She screws you two nights in a row.

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How do you call unexpected pregnancy in German?

Kinder Surprise

How many kids does a sterile German have?

Nein.

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How many blind people does it take to change a light bulb?

None if nobody's looking.

How many optimists does it take to change a light bulb?

Who says it's dark

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How much terroristen died zat dey?

Twelve The other replied : "Nein, Eleven."

How many Germans does it take screw in a lightbulb?

He said Nein My dads jokes are the wurst I tell you.