How many Germans does to take to screw in a light bulbs?

NEIN, NEIN NEIN NEIN NEIN

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How many Osamas does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

A: None. They don't have lightbulbs in caves

How many flies does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Two! But don't ask me how they got inside there.

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What time do Germans leave their dentist appointments?

2:39

How german are you on a scale on 1-10?

Do you even have a permit for this survey?!

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How many Alzheimer's patients does it take to screw in a light bulb?

to get to the other side

Why did the hipster burn his fingers?

because he changed the light bulb before it was cool

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What's a Republican's favorite number?

NEIN!"

What's a german's favourite number?

Nein