One to screw it in and nine to write on their blogs about how enlightening the experiment was.
Just two, as long as they can find a way in.
One. He just stands there with the lightbulb and the whole world revolves around him.
Doesn't matter. Lightbulb is going to die anyway.
One, although it's probably screwed in too tight anyway.
Brexit has actually affected society.
When they make sandwiches, because they're man-spreading.
None, they enlighten themselves.
He became enlightened.
I'm going to finish my book." "I didn't know you were writing a book." "I'm not, I'm reading one."
Snort stories
Whirled Peas
Because they were for test porpoise only