What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What happened when the USS Enterprise got a new toilet?

William Shatner

What is the saddest that can happen to Putin's team for the olympic games ?

To be put out.

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Who is he?

Crash Bandicoot God I miss this guy.

What do you get when you cross an insomniac, a dyslexic, and an agnostic?

Some guy sitting up all night wondering if there really is a dog

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How many buddhists does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

None, they enlighten themselves.

What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

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What happened to the guy who ingested helium?

He became enlightened.

Why do fish have such bad manners?

It's because of all the crude oil they keep ingesting.

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Why do scientists call helium , curium and barium the medical elements?

Because, if you can't helium or curium , you'd barium!

What did the chemist say when hr found 2 isotopes of helium?

HeHe