What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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How bad is my career?

I met a homeless guy on the beach in Los Angeles & thought "Wow this guy has it made"

What does a neckbeard call a woman he meets at a fast food joint?

McLady.

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How does a beautiful woman change a lightbulb?

Idk how You've obviously never changed one.

What is jon snow's favourite slang?

IDK

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

What do they call helium, neon, argon,krypton on the REALLY COLD planet?

Noble rocks