What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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How did the tiny frozen dinner meet the little kid's belly?

microwave

How do salespeople traditionally greet each other?

Hi. Nice to meet you. I'm better than you."

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Why do you think people hate us so much?

Idk. I blame the idiots who wear us with socks."

What does "IDK" mean?

I keep asking people, but they don't know either.

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Why do scientists call Helium , Barium and Curium the medical elements?

Because if you can't Helium or Curium , You'd Barium!

What did the druggie scientist say when he got high on Helium?

He He