What did Uranium-238 say to Helium when they first met?

IDK

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What is the best part of having Alzheimer's?

Youre always meeting new people.

What did one wall say to the other?

I'll meet you at the corner!

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What do you call a fish out of water?

Asians? Idk it's been a rough day.

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Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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What did the scientist say when he found two isotopes of Helium?

HeHe

Why did helium get into a fight with neon?

They can't bond with each other, no matter how hard they try.