How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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Who the hell does that in a sock?

squishes out of the room*

How many stoners does it take to change a lightbulb?

None, the room is already lit.

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How many redditers does it take to change a light bulb?

3. One to screw it in, the next to claim credit and the third to be a bot that reposts.

What happens when a lamppost breaks?

Sorry, repost

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Whats the difference between a truck full of bowling balls and a truck full of dead babies?

You can't use a pitchfork on the bowling balls.

What's the difference between a truck load of babies and a truck load of bowling balls?

There's only one you can unload with a pitchfork. Edit: Who said something about dead babies?

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How long has he been having convulsions?

IDK HE'S WHITE, I THOUGHT HE WAS DANCING

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"