How many dead babies does it take to paint a room?

Depends on how you throw (idk if this is a repost)

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What's a room full of saurkraut?

Over-krauted.

Why did the hotel manager refuse to rent his rooms out to people?

He needed places to hide the bodies.

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Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

What did the redditor say to the repost?

Upvote!

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What is the hardest thing about walking through a field of dead babies?

My erection.

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a dead baby?

I don't have a Lamborghini

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What happens when I die?

Idk...

What's a snowman's favorite drink?

Bartender: idk Me: Brrrr-bon lol Bartender: ... Me: jk snowmen don't drink they aren't real