Why do bears hate shoes so much?

They like to run around in their bear feet.

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Hot wheels (First joke, hope you like it.)

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Camembert

Why did the Polish couple decide to have only 4 children?

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The number of the car that hit him.

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scream like a little girl, grab nonexistent testicles & run away awkwardly.

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Why didn't the grizzly wear any shoes?

He wanted to go bear foot.

Why don't bears wear boots?

Cos they like to walk around in their bear feet.