Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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What do rappers like on their burritos?

Waka Flakamole I'll show myself out

Why do Buddhists always buy 1 ply toilet paper?

Because they like to get in touch with their inner self.

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Why am I scared of french pastry chefs?

They give me the crepes.

What did the french food critic say when he was given a savoury pancake?

It's crepe"

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What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

Why did the knife quit?

It couldn't CUT IT! woohoo! I made this one up while sitting at a buffet table. Enjoy! Skip

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Why do sorority girls only travel in odd numbered groups?

Because they *can't even*!

Why do girls travel in odd numbers?

Because they can't even.

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What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"

Whats pink and smells like salmon?

trout