Why don't the French enjoy travelling to Northern Ireland?

Because they don't like the smell of Derry air.

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How many sith lords does it take to change a light bulb?

None. They like it on the dark side.

What's the real reason Mr. Clean is always smiling?

He likes it dirty.

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Why do the French get high so fast?

Because they'll reach 420 before anyone else. Explanation: 80 is quatre-vingt in french and quatre=4 and vingt= 20.

How do French psychologists like their beverages?

froid

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What do you call a person who enjoy mondays?

Unemployed

What's Lisbeth's twin sister's name who enjoys spending time on the internet?

Elizabeth.

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What do pirates have in common with photons?

They both travel at c

What has holes in it, and travels down an alley?

Batman: my parents Riddler: no its a bowling ball! I-im so sorry!

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What does a burning Mexican farm smell like?

Tacos. Overheard an old man telling another guy how he lost his farm in Mexico , and how the smell reminded him of tacos.

What do grandparents smell like?

Depends"