What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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What did the blonde think of the new computer?

A: She didn't like it because she couldn't get channel 9.

Why do programmers like to concatenate time stamps?

It's the only way they can get a string of dates.

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What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

What's it called when a fedora wearing neckbeard gets sick?

M'alady

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How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

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What kind of cheese?

Me: "American..." Her: "Want it toasted " Me: "I'll just make it myself."

What do you call a piece of toast on the ceiling?

An Ethiopian rave.