What do neckbeards like to spread on their toast?

Marma'lady

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Why do slovaks don't like Czechs?

They prefer cash.

When the hostess at the restaurant says "table for two?

I always like to look surprised and whisper "you can see her too ".

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What's the most common illness affecting neckbeards?

M'laise.

What Greek tragedy was written by a neckbeard?

Tips fedora "M'dea."

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Why are women like parachutes?

Because if they don't spread they are worthless.

How do Egyptians warn each other about a spreading fire?

Pyroglyphs.

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What's the difference between Frenchmen and some toast?

You can make soldiers out of toast!

What happened at the cannibal's wedding party?

They toasted the bride and groom.