What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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Why was the UKIP voter angry?

Because he didn't like the look of the Poles (for this to make sense, pretend the UK election hasn't happened yet)

I can't tell if i like this blender...

It keeps giving me mixed results.

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What's the healthiest sport a pregnant women can play?

Kick boxing

How to you make a Hormone?

You kick her in the groin.

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How did the pirate fix the hole in his pants?

He used an eyepatch

How do you fix a woman's watch?

Why should you There's a clock on the oven.

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

Why are there rugs in front of the stove and the sink?

So women know where to stand in the kitchen.