What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When I get mad at you, you never fight back.How do you control your anger?

WIFE : I clean the toilet.... HUSBAND:How does that help WIFE : I use your toothbrush.

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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How do thieves kiss?

They make out like bandits.

What were the last words Jimi Hendrix said before he died?

S'cuse me, while I kiss the sky...*

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What do single people call Valentine's Day?

Independence Day

Rug Jokes More Rug Jokes

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

What's up, girl?

Do you like bad boys kicks rug or good guys fixes rug

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What's the difference between the calendar and you?

A calendar has a date on Valentine's day.

How do you kiss a girl on valentines day?

You use tulips.