What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

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Who slept with my wife?

and in the background someone replied "You ain't got enough bullets."

When my wife got her tongue pierced I asked her why?

She said To enhanthe the thektual thimulation.

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What do you call a Spaniard kissing a door?

A Conquistador!

How do you kiss a florist?

With tulips.

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Who sends flowers on Valentines Day?

Cupigs!

What happened when the two lovers were watching a scary movie in a year when Valentine's day happened to fall on Friday the 13th?

Oh wait, nevermind. I'm an idiot...*

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What does a carpet salesman give his wife for Valentine's Day?

Rugs and kisses!

How does Spongebob cut a rug?

With a square Dance!

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What does an illustrator say to his girlfriend on Valentine ?

I'm font of you.

Why do skunks celebrate valentines day?

Because they are very scentimental.