What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

Why did the boy fall off the bike?

Someone threw a fridge at him.... Gold

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What did Goku say when he heard his wife listening to the song, "Fancy"?

Aye, Chi-Chi, Why?

Why don't you buy your wife a watch?

There's already a clock on the stove

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

What do you call a woman that raps about woman's rights?

Feminem

Why don't women wear skirts in the winter?

Ever try and peel apart a cold grilled cheese sandwich

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

How's your narcissism?

Much better I thin...*sees my ex walking by* opens window HOW ARE YOU STILL ALIVE I BROKE UP WITH YOU!"

How do you cause a riot at a cat show?

Open a can

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

What is Captain Ahab's favorite reggae band?

Bob Marley and The Whalers!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What do you get when you mix pie and onions?

Opinions!

What is the value of Pi?

Student: Depending on what pie. Usually is $12.99