What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

What's the difference between a 1950s mental asylum and my fridge?

One's filled with fruits and vegetables, the other's my fridge.

Whats white blue and rectangular?

A fridge with a denim jacket on.

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

How did the sad clown smile and laugh again?

They told him his wife died recently.

How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why are there so many women archaeologists?

Because women love digging up the past.

What's the best part of a woman?

between 18 and 24 yrs

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

What do you call presents after you've opened them?

Pasts

Whats Brown and Sticky?

Mohammed Ali opening a can of coke.

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

What does Bob Marley wear to sleep?

pa-jammins

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

How does Davey Crocket like his pie?

Alamode