What did Bob Marley say to his wife after he opened the fridge?

No, Woman, no pie."

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Fridge Jokes More Fridge Jokes

Whats rectangular, white and blue?

A fridge with a denim jacket on. HA!

What is green, sings and can be found in the fridge?

Elvis Parsley

Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

What does Santa say when he meets your wife, your sister and your mother?

HO HO HO, Merry Christmas!

What did Anakin Skywalker cry out as he lay dying and on fire?

Patme! Patme! Credit to my wife on this one

Woman Jokes More Woman Jokes

Why can't Helen Keller drive?

Because she's a woman

Why do women over 40 don't play hide and seek?

Because nobody is looking for them.

Open Jokes More Open Jokes

Why did little Jimmy break open his computer?

It said that it had 20 cookies in it.

Who's there ! Bettina ! Bettina who ?

Bettina minute you'll open this door !

Bob Marley Jokes More Bob Marley Jokes

How does Bob Marley like his biscuits?

Wit jam in?

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

He doesn't, he's dead!

Pie Jokes More Pie Jokes

How does Davy Crockett like his pie?

la Mode

Whats the worst joke you can play on an American?

Two pies to the face and one somewhere in a field in Pennsylvania.