Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."
Judge:why did u shoot your wife instead of shootingher lover? Sardar:Your honour, it's easier to shoot a woman once, than shooting one man every week.
5 minutes talk to wife.
They lived harpily ever after!
To one you say, "Hey you, get off my cloud!" The other: "Hey McLoed, get off my ewe!"
He kept coming out of no where
Because he's got no arms.
credit to one of the writers from Bob's Burgers).
They carve a face on an apple and go bobbing for pumpkins.