How's your wife been?

Harry...."She's an angel, how about yours " Bob...."Egh, mine is still alive."

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How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

What are you doing tonight?

Your wife.

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What did one angel say to the other?

Halo."

How many angels can a pinhead dance on?

To hold up their pants.

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What is Harry potters favorite way to get down a hill?

Walking....J.K . Rowling

Why couldn't Harry play basketball?

Because he's got no arms.

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What do you call a quadruple amputee trying to swim?

Bob. Same guy laying on the floor Matt. Same guy hanging on the wall Art. Same guy in a mailbox Bill.

What do you call a man with no arms or legs... ... sitting at your door?

Matt. ...floating in your pool Bob. ...hanging on your wall Art. ... water skiing Skipper.