How did a blind man meet his wife?

A: On a blind date!

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Wife Jokes More Wife Jokes

When my wife does our daughter's hair: "How about a double French braid swirled into a fancy bun?

When I do her hair: "How about a hat "

What's dad's best one-liner?

My wife."

Meet Jokes More Meet Jokes

Who's there ! Cereal ! Cereal who ?

Cereal pleasure to meet you !

When Chris brought over his musl*m girlfriend to meet the family, what did they say?

Nice scarf! Must be cold where you came from! Do you guys want coffee?"

Blind Man Jokes More Blind Man Jokes

What has one eye but can't see?

A blind man... I'll show myself out... TO SEE YOU BACK NEXT WEEK!!

What is the difference between a blind man and a sailor in prison?

One can't see to go the other can't go to sea.

Blind Date Jokes More Blind Date Jokes

How did your blind date go?

Bit of a disaster really, our guide Dogs started Fighting

How did Stevie Wonder meet his wife?

On a blind date