Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Why do famous and rich black people stay at the Ritz?

Because they are sold out to crackers!

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

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Why can't a policeman win a game of pool?

Because he always shoots the black one first.

Why did the policeman wake up his son?

He saw a .

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Why did Jesus get a ticket?

He tried to skip the Cross walk.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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What did Carlos the fireman name his twin newborn sons?

Jose and Hose B.

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)