Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!

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Sell Jokes More Sell Jokes

What part of America can't sell full sized soft drinks?

Minnesota.

What do you call a shop that sells aquatic vessels?

A boat-ique. ...I'll get my coat.

Policeman Jokes More Policeman Jokes

What did you say to the policeman who spent eight hours on the Internet?

Oh give it arrest.

What do you call a hotel special that lets policemen stay for two nights for the price of one?

CuNO3!

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Fireman Jokes More Fireman Jokes

Why do firemen wear red suspenders?

To keep their pants up.

What did the dog say to the fireman?

The roof is on fire.

Big Ball Jokes More Big Ball Jokes

What has little balls, and hangs down?

A bat. What has big balls, and hangs up ...Then hang up the phone x)

Why do firemen have bigger balls than policemen?

Because they sell more tickets!