How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does Crazy Horse live?

In an unstable.

What do Ethiopians have in common with Yoko Ono?

They both live off dead beetles

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

Why did I rob the bank?

For Fundsies! I made that one up yesterday so I really hope nobody has heard it before.

Why are steam trains naughty around Christmas?

They're hoping Santa will give them a lump of coal.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

What did the hippie say when somebody told him to get off of their couch?

Namaste.

Why did the man break up with his girlfriend who had a lazy eye?

Because she was seeing somebody on the side.

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

How to you get rid of the dandelions on your lawn?

Paint one of them black the others will move away.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call in-flight pilot training?

Air conditioning.

Why did Edward miss his flight out of Russia?

Because he was Snowden.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

How many IT people does it take to change a light bulb?

Do you have a ticket for that?

Why did the egg get a ticket from a lady police officer?

Because he was picking up good vibrations.

Malaysian Airlines Jokes More Malaysian Airlines Jokes

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

Reputation Jokes More Reputation Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!