How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

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Live Jokes More Live Jokes

Where does a beaver priest live?

In a God Dam House!

What is grey and hairy and lives on a man's face?

A mousetache.

Hope Jokes More Hope Jokes

What's the difference between a woman coming out of church and a woman taking a bath?

The woman coming out of church as hope in her soul!

What did Samsung Galaxy S 5 say to the iPhone 6?

Get bent" I hope you guys like this joke. I just came up with it.

Somebody Jokes More Somebody Jokes

How can you tell if somebody's run a marathon?

Wait 15 seconds, they'll tell you.

Why did the blind man walk into a wall?

Somebody shot his dog

Rid Jokes More Rid Jokes

What's the difference between a kid and a cat?

Who has the diploma when you get rid of them.

Why did Katie Holmes get rid of her fancy car?

She got tired of all that Cruise control.

Flight Jokes More Flight Jokes

What do you call a pretentious criminal going down a flight of stairs?

A condescending condescending

Why did the flight from Warsaw to Moscow crash?

There were Poles on the right half of the plane.

Ticket Jokes More Ticket Jokes

Why did the Irishman buy two tickets to the zoo?

One to get in and one to get out.

Who wants two tickets to the gun show?

I bought the Groupon but can't make it :(

Malaysian Airlines Jokes More Malaysian Airlines Jokes

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

Reputation Jokes More Reputation Jokes

What did the ruler gain a reputation for while campaigning?

Straight talk.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!