Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!
A hermit crab !
My 10yo instantly making me feel like the oldest person who has ever lived. I need calcium chews for my brittle bones.
Answer: One has hope in her soul the other has soap in her hole.
The girl in the church has hope in her soul, and the girl In the bathtub has soap in her hole.
Somebody shot his dog
Just wait, they'll tell you.
They call in a S.W.A.T. team
Because she can't get rid of the Y chromosome
They throw 3-9 pots and pans down a flight of stairs.
A condescending con descending.
Officer: It was speeding along the information highway.
Because they sell more tickets!
They both think they can fly.
A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.
Straight talk.
