How can you drive so recklessly?

Driver: I have to this is a getaway car.

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What do you think you're doing driving through that intersection fifty miles an hour?

Driver: My brakes don't work so I was rushing home before I had an accident.

What's the fastest way to drive through Louisiana?

Drive the route with Les Miles! ... I'll see myself out.