What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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Nothing. He's mute. I don't even think he's as ventriloquist.

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Smack an Ethiopian in the face with a frying pan.

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Time's fun when you're having flies.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!

What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.