What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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