What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

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What's the craic?

2: Not much, Brian. I had a pint yesterday. 1: Oh! Really I thought you were only 15 2: I am! 1: So what was it Guiness 2: No, it was water.

Which joke has the maximum HOT Nuns in it?

You don't know none.. And here to learn one.. So when you are with your friends.. Or walking with your son.. Tell them reddit jokes.. thinking now they would listen... (to you) play it cool, play it slow.. No need to blow.. Take this further, take this far.. till sang by a star. (Improvise it as you like, don't care about the grammar. No rapper does.)

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What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

Why did the peace-loving incandescent bulb reject the candle and choose the fluorescent lamp as role model?

The fluorescent lamp wouldn't hurt a fly.

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What does R. Kelly have in common with Malaysian Airlines?

They both think they can fly.

What does R. Kelly say to his kids when they do something bad?

Urine trouble

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What is empty and spins round and round?

A Malaysian Airlines baggage claim.

How do you get rid of somebody?

Give them a ticket for a flight on Malaysian Airlines and hope that they will live up to their reputation!