What did one frog say to the other frog?

Time's fun when you're having flies.

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Time Jokes More Time Jokes

Which area of Zelda: Ocarina of time uses the most resources?

The long long farm.

How old?

Woman: "Thanks, she's 34 weeks. Do you have the time " Me: "Sure, it's 972 minutes past midnight."

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Why couldn't the monk who flew a helicopter understand the monk who flew commercial jets?

Because he was on a higher plane.

What does a turkey do when he flies upside down?

A: He gobbles up.

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How do frogs die?

They kermit sucide

Whats green and goes through walls?

A frog if you throw it hard enough...