What do you call a black guy who can fly a plane?

A pilot what else would you call him? You racist prick!

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What's the difference between an ant and a bird?

A bird can fly.

What did the pilot say when his plane wasn't flying?

Aw man, that's a drag."

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What do you call a black guy on the moon?

An Astronaut.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a snow tire?

A snow tire doesnt sing when you put chains on it.

Pilot Jokes More Pilot Jokes

What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama?

Too soon.

What should we call ourselves?

How about 22 pilots "Idk. Seems like an awful lot of pilots" 21 pilots "Omg"

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Why does the Pope kiss the ground when he gets off his plane?

You would too if you had to fly Alitalia.

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that