What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

What's your emer- DOG: HE THREW A BALL BUT I CAN'T FIND IT DOG 911: He still holding it?

DOG: YES! HOW'D HE FETCH IT BEFORE ME

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

Why was the pilot flying circles over South Korea?

He was Seoul searching.

Why does Peter Pan fly?

Because if someone hit your peter with a pan, you'd fly too!!

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

How was 9/11 an inside job?

If the planes came from the outside.

What is the best way to avoid having your flight bombed?

Bring your own bomb! Cause what are the odds that there are **two** bombs on the same plane

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Porsche?

With the porcupine, the pricks are on the outside.

What's the difference between a hedgehog and a limo?

A hedgehogs got pricks on the outside.

Conspiracy Jokes More Conspiracy Jokes

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy

What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that