What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Explain Jokes More Explain Jokes

How does Mulan's boyfriend explain himself when she caught him smoking pot?

Shanghai

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

911 Jokes More 911 Jokes

What's your emergency Possum: MY CHILDREN ARE ALL DEAD! Possum 911: You sure they aren't just playing?

Possum: Oh yeah

Who's rhere?

9/11. 9/11 Who You said you would never forget.

Fly Jokes More Fly Jokes

What did the bird say when it flew into the window?

Owl

What is the national bird of Italy?

A: The fly.

Plane Jokes More Plane Jokes

What do you call a pig that took a plane?

Swine flu!

Why does the communist party hate planes?

Because they're always Stalin

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What is the outside of a tree called?

Student:I don't know. Teacher: Bark, my child, bark. Student: Bow, wow, wow.

What's the difference between a cactus and a schoolbus?

Cactus has little pricks on the outside

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy