What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

Why do you look so sad?

Boy explains his whole problem Girl: Oh, that's why you didn't notice my nail paint

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Why were the people in the World Trade Center mad on 9/11 ?

Because they ordered pepperoni pizza and all they got was plane.

What's the same with 9/11 and Goliath and the giant?

They were both caused by a message from god.

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What has handles and flies?

A witch in a garbage can.

What do you call an egg from outer space?

An unidentified flying omelet!

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What do you call 100 black people on a plane to Africa?

A good start.

How far can this plane go with just one engine?

All the way to the crash site!

Outside Jokes More Outside Jokes

What's the difference between a porcupine and a Lamborghini?

The pricks are on the outside of a porcupine

What is the difference between a Ford car and a porcupine?

Porcupines have pricks on the outside.

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What can conspiracy theorists never explain?

They say that 9/11 was an inside job... but planes fly OUTSIDE. Can't explain that

What's the difference between PirateBay and 9/11?

One is piracy and the other is CONSpiracy