Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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How do you know if someone is not a vegan?

They don't tell you

How do we know that Adam wasn't a black man?

Have you ever tried taking a rib from a black man!! !

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Whats the most common breakfast in Africa?

Ebola cereal!

Whats a cannibals favorite game?

Swallow the leader.

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How many members of U2 does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

Three to screw it in and Bono to explain it to the world.

How do you explain a man birthing a baby?

Taco bell for lunch

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What do you call an old-school CIA agent who believes his work is none of the public's goddamn business?

A Pte-redact-yl

How did the stem cell break it to his girl?

It's not you it's me*iosis* Could probably do with some work on deliver as I made it 5 minutes ago

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What do Kermit the Frog and David Cameron Have in Common?

They both like to pork.

What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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How can you tell this joke was submitted by a woman?

No, wait.

Why did the cookie not laugh at your joke?

Because it was crumby.

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops