Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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How do we know Adam &amp Eve weren't black?

You ever tried taking a rib from a black man

What can strike a blonde without her even knowing it?

A thought.

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Whats the best thing Orlando Bloom's ever been in?

Katy Perry

Whats the difference between a rectal and an oral thermometer?

The taste.

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Why was the kleptomaniac frustrated by that joke "why can't you explain puns to kleptomaniacs?

He couldn't take a joke.

Why don't White Elephants run?

because they Ele-cant....Can somebody explain this to me? (Seriously, I don't get it, is it like Elegant?)

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Why did the college student ask for a refund on his student loan?

Because his *degree* didn't work!

Why didn't the Mexican guy at work take out the trash at work when I asked him?

He had -ity!

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

How can I help you?

Me: "Why did you guys put my frog on the No-Fly List !" Agent: "Umm..." Me: "DAMMIT, HE'S STARVING!"

Why cant we interpret what frogs are saying?

They only speak in Morse-toad!

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When is the best time to make jokes?

When you are ill, because they are sick

Why was the orphan so successful?

When he was told to "go big or go home," he only had one option. (I've posted this joke here before, but I believe I've been the first, so if you recognize it as a repost it's because I wanted to tell it again!)

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Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops