Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.

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What's happened to this one?

I don't know two minutes ago he seemed normal and then he fainted.

How are PCs different from woman?

I know how to turn a PC on.

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Whats the difference from a terrorist and a psychopath?

A llahu akbar

Whats an epileptics favorite food?

SEIZURE SALAD. I peed

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How many politicians does it take to change a lightbulb?

Just two. One to explain to the public that everything possible is being done to solve the problem, and the other to screw the lightbulb into the water faucet.

What did the String Theorist say when his wife caught him in bed with another woman?

Wait, I can explain everything!

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What did the black horse name its daughter?

Sha-neigh-neigh. Thought of it at work.

What's the similarity between a match and a black person?

You have to strike them against a rough surface to get them to work.

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Why are frogs on the endangered species list?

Because they croak a lot!

What do you get if cross a frog with some mist ?

Kermit the Fog !

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What's the best part of running a marathon?

Ha! You actually thought I ran a marathon! Jokes on you, I'm just drunk!

What's faster than Usain Bolt ?

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What's the last thing you want to hear from a surgeon dissecting someone?

Oops

Whats does dissecting a frog and explaining a joke have in common?

Sure, you know how it works, but now it's dead.