What do you get if you cross a dog with a frog ?

A dog that can lick you from the other side of the road!

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Dog Jokes More Dog Jokes

What dog can jump higher than a building?

Anydog, buildings can't jump!

Whatchya thinking about?

Me: *Thinking about how dogs understand more English words than I understand dog words* Science stuff.

Road Jokes More Road Jokes

Why did the tofu cross the road?

To prove it wasn't chicken. &gt:

Why did the robot cross the road?

Because it was carbon bonded to the chicken.

Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

What do you get when you cross 10 sodium particles with the Dark Knight?

Nananananananananana BATMAN!

What do you call a president crossing the road?

A presidestrian

Frog Jokes More Frog Jokes

Whats green, three inches long and smells like bacon?

Kermit the frogs middle finger.

What do you get... Q. What do you get if you cross a large dinosaur with a frog?

A. A diplo-croak-us.

Lick Jokes More Lick Jokes

Why do dogs lick their balls ?

Because they can.

Why did Bibi Netanyahu lie on a couch licking his balls?

Likud.