What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why was most of Jesus' walk downtown very awkward?

Because his friend asked him when he thought they should cross.

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What do you call a bee who's had a spell put on him ?

He's bee-witched !

What is evil and ugly and goes at 125 mph?

A witch in a high speed train.