What would you get if you crossed a witch with a famous movie director?

Steven Spellberg!

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Why did the US citizen cross the road?

To cross the border into Canada.

Why'd the British man cross the ocean?

Freedom.

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Why couldn't the wizard get the witch pregnant?

He had a hollow-weenie

What is yellow and goes click-click?

A ball-point banana. Witch: Will I lose my looks as I get older Wizard: With luck yes. Witch: