What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the depressed chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side :(

What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

Paint Jokes More Paint Jokes

How do you keep the Kansas City Chiefs away from your house?

Paint a goal line on your driveway.

Why did the elephant paint his toenails red ?

So he could hide in the cherry tree !

Retard Jokes More Retard Jokes

What's better than getting second place at the special Olympics?

Not being retarded

What do you call a group of retards in a sauna?

Steamed vegetables.

Spray Jokes More Spray Jokes

Why did the mexican fire department fail?

They didnt have any Jose to spray the water.

How can you tell when Ron Jeremy is finished pumping gas?

He pulls out the nozzle and sprays it all over the car!

Chain Link Fence Jokes More Chain Link Fence Jokes

What do you get if you cross a retard and a graffiti artist?

Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.

Why did the Oregon State psychology major climb up the chain link fence?

To see what was on the other side.