What do you get if you cross a Buddhist monk and a 16 year old blonde cheerleader?

Arrested for procurement of a minor. Trust me on this one.

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Cross Jokes More Cross Jokes

Why did the chicken cross the road ?

Her: Because she had heard that the mayor was going to lay a cornerstone and she wanted to see if he could really do it.

Why did the terrorist cross the road?

To send people to the other side.

Arrest Jokes More Arrest Jokes

Why did the police officer arrest the pop machine?

It was selling coke.

How many American cops does it take to change a broken lightbulb?

Two. One to arrest the room for being black, and the other to arrest the bulb for being broke.

Trust Jokes More Trust Jokes

Why did everyone trust the marsupial?

Everything he said was troo

Why can you trust no one in the savannah?

Cause they be lion.

Minor Jokes More Minor Jokes

What's the difference between a priest and a chilean mining company?

One gets its miners stuck in shafts, and the other gets its shaft stuck in minors.

Why was the note denied alcohol?

Because it was A Minor.

Buddhist Jokes More Buddhist Jokes

How much resistance can a Buddhist monk endure?

Ohmmmmmm............

What does the sign at a nudist Buddhist beach say?

No Bhikkhunis(https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bhikkhuni) allowed.

Buddhist Monk Jokes More Buddhist Monk Jokes

Why do Buddhist monks have such sour faces?

Because they're acetic.

What did the Buddhist monk say when he approached the hotdog stand?

Make me one with everything.

16 Year Old Jokes More 16 Year Old Jokes

Why did the 16 year old Mexican girl get pregnant?

Her teacher told her to go home and do an essay.

Why did the 16 year old girl get pregnant?

She went to Jared.