Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What does NASCAR stand for?

Non-athletic-sport-centered-around-rednecks (I heard this forever ago and wanted to share. Sorry if it happens to be a repost.)

What did the computer say to the pirate?

Want to date hot Russians!

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Why do mother kangaroos hate rainy days?

Because then the children have to play inside.

What do you call a bunch of black children playing in a pile of leaves?

raisin bran

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What does Rolf Harris like to play with on the piano?

A minor.

Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

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What do you get when you cross a pig and a Christmas tree?

a porcupine

Where'd you get the pig"?

Woman: "How DARE you call my dog that!" Man: "I was talking to the dog!"