Why was the pig unhappy in the Minors?

Because he wants to play in the Pig Leagues.

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What does a tree do when it wants to go home?

It leaves.

Why did the man put his money in the freezer?

He wanted cold hard cash!

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What do you call a computer that only plays sad songs?

Adele

Why couldn't Cinderella play football very well?

Her coach was a pumpkin

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Why did the Chemistry Teacher go to Jail?

He got caught giving alcohol to minors.

What do Margaret Thatcher and Jimmy Saville have in common ?

They both shafted minors in the 1980's.

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What was the pig doing in the kitchen?

Bacon! Get it?

Which pig is she?

Me: What do you mean 4: Is her house made of bricks or sticks