What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

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What did the farmer say when he heard the town gossiping about his cornfield fire?

My ears are burning!"

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What is the farmers favorite way to greet someone?

Hay!"

What did the city worker say after his first ever pony trek?

I never knew anything stuffed with hay could be so hard!