My ears are burning!"
Barbecue tonight!"
Beacause a little water ends both of them !
Where is my shovel
asked the bartender. "From my husband," she replied. "But I thought he was out of town " he asked. "So did I!" she said.
Burn a question mark on their front lawn.
A: They heard that under seventeen weren't admitted!
Why did Jared go to a Goat farm? He heard there was lots of Kids there.
It goes in one ear and out the other
A buck-an-ear.
Because they are both tail bearers !
They herd it through the bovine.
