Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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Fall Jokes More Fall Jokes

Why is a bad government like a bikini?

Because people marvel at what's holding it up. And they wish it would fall.

Why did Sally fall down the hill?

I pushed her.

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Why do tennis players never get married?

Because Love means nothing to them.

Who is that Idiot..?

If Boy is in love - His parent Ask: Idiot, Who is that Girl.. Moral :: No matter who ever is in love... Boys Are Always Idiot :P (LOL)

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What do you call a book case hogging all the books?

Shelf-ish

Why are Wayne and Garth banned from playgrounds?

They hog the Schwing set.

Little Piglet Jokes More Little Piglet Jokes

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!