Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.

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What's black and yellow and makes everyone laugh?

A school bus full of black people falling off a cliff.

Why was Pablo Escobar always falling asleep?

He was **narco**leptic.

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What's the difference between love and hate?

A) Usually about 6 months.

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He keeps looking for love in Alderaan places

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Where do hogs keep their money?

In piggy banks.

What is the difference between a hog and a man?

A: A hog doesn't have to sit in a bar and buy drinks all night just so he can f*** some pig.

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What do little piglets do on a Saturday night?

Have a pigjama party!

Why did the little piglet fall in love with the hog?

Because he was such a sloppy dresser.