What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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Why can't pirates finish the alphabet?

because they get lost at C!

Why is Jesus never able to finish more than half of a crossword puzzle?

He always gets stuck on across.

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Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts?

Why was Harry Potter kicked out of Hogwarts? He was caught playing with his broomstick.

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What did Abraham Lincoln say after recovering from a 3-day drinking binge?

I set* ***who*** *free "*

Which US president is most responsible for unemployment in the US today?

Abraham Lincoln.