What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

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What was Mark Hamill's reaction when he finished reading The Force Awakens script?

Speechless

Why are prison escapees so frustrating?

Because they never finish their s

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How do you make two Oboists play in tune with one another?

Shoot one of them.

Why can't an orphan play baseball?

Because he can't run home

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What do Abraham Lincoln and Ryan Fitzpatrick have in common?

Neither of them can finish a play

What did Abraham Lincoln say after a three-day drinking spree?

I freed the what?"