Why did the elf have to play with Mega Bloks?

Because he was Legoless

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What did Santa shout to his toys on Christmas Eve?

ELF NO. 2: Okay everyone sack time!!

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Why was Shakespeare always a good teammate to have?

Because no matter the sport, he would always play write

What does former Vice President Gore play on the guitar?

An algorithm