What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

What business does an elf, a man and a dwarf have in the Riddermark?

A nearby horseman answers, "Ooh! Ooh! I know this one!"

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How many amateur masochists does it take to screw in a light bulb?

Only one; But it takes a WHOLE E.R. room to extract it afterwards. Double joke! "whole... hole." it's a play on words ;)

Why don't lawyers enjoy playing golf?

Because it's too much like work what with all of the lying involved.

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What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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What's the difference between USA and USB?

One connects to all your devices & accesses your data, and the other is a hardware standard

What's the difference between USB and USA?

One connects to all your devices and access your data, one connects to all your devices and access your data.