What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What does Santa and his elves listen to in their Christmas workshop?

WRAP MUSIC!

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Why doesn't Jesus play volleyball?

All those spikes hurt his hands

What instrument do skeletons play?

A trombone!

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What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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When The NSA is Monitoring Your Computer?

The power is on and you're connected to the internet.

What should it sound like when it's connecting?

guy in the back stands up confidently Pterodactyls