Legola Jokes

Why was Orlando Bloom sad when he realised he wasn't able to build small toy houses?

Because he was Legolas.

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Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud

Why was the baby elf sad?

Because he was Legolas

What do you call an Irish snake in Lord of the Rings?

Legolas

What do you call a woodland elf without any connecting plastic bricks to play with?

Legolas

What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

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