What do you call an elf who lost all his toys?

Legolas

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How are one night stands like savings accounts?

you make a deposit, withdrawal, then lose interest.

Where do I lose my Arab friends?

I don't have any Arab friends, so it doesn't matter.

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What do elves learn in school?

The elf-abet.

What do you call an elf that follows Scientology?

Elron Hubbard

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What does Santa say to the elves after they make the toys?

Leave my presents

Why did all the other toys throw RaggedyAnn out of the toy box?

She kept on sitting on Pinocchio's face yelling "Lie to me, lie to me!"

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What do you call a paraplegic archer?

Legolas.

Why did the drunk guy call the sheep Legolas?

Because it was a cloud